tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-42537928451649482562011-11-27T15:44:01.233-08:00This site contains "forwarded text JOKES" that really makes you laugh every seconds of your life.Authorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383663779917060416noreply@blogger.comBlogger361100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253792845164948256.post-6616990024806710812009-05-18T04:27:00.000-07:002009-05-18T04:29:47.557-07:00Babae: Gago ka!<br /><br />Lalake: Gago ka rin!<br /><br />Babae: Tarantado!<br /><br />Lalake: Tarantado ka rin!<br /><br />Babae: Supot!<br /><br /><br />Lalake: Sorry na kasi, baby :)<br /><br />Bwahahahahaha!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4253792845164948256-661699002480671081?l=jokes-realfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Authorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383663779917060416noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253792845164948256.post-88742371184892944702009-02-05T07:01:00.000-08:002009-02-05T07:03:39.878-08:00<strong>Boy:</strong> Laro naman tau!<br /><br /><strong>Girl:</strong> Ano naman laro?<br /><br /><strong>Boy:</strong> Kahit ano basta huwag lang taguan.<br /><br /><strong>Girl:</strong> Bakit naman ayaw mo ng taguan?<br /><br /><strong>Boy:</strong> Because a girl like you is impossible to find!<br /><br />hahahaha!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4253792845164948256-8874237118489294470?l=jokes-realfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Authorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383663779917060416noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253792845164948256.post-39665051378405061342009-01-22T07:25:00.000-08:002009-01-22T07:27:54.890-08:00It's really nice to see lovers spending time together....<br /><br />but what's lovely is...<br /><br />when I see lovers...<br /><br />quarelling because of Me.!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4253792845164948256-3966505137840506134?l=jokes-realfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Authorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383663779917060416noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253792845164948256.post-63284885669282030242009-01-20T00:20:00.000-08:002009-01-20T00:24:13.114-08:00<span style="color:#33ccff;">"Parents tend to be very strict...</span><br /><span style="color:#33ccff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#33ccff;"> If their children are handsome/beautiful."</span><br /><br />It's only this time that I realized...<br /><br />Why my parents are very strict to me...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4253792845164948256-6328488566928203024?l=jokes-realfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Authorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383663779917060416noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253792845164948256.post-88815042846074389812009-01-19T22:23:00.000-08:002009-01-19T22:27:36.079-08:00<strong><span style="color:#99ffff;">Peter:</span></strong> Parekoy, ano ulam nyo mamaya?<br /><br /><strong><span style="color:#33ffff;">Juan:</span></strong> Sweet tomatoe with sparkled salted fish!<br /><br /><strong><span style="color:#99ffff;">Peter:</span></strong> Wow!!! Ang sarap naman... Ano un?!!!<br /><br /><strong><span style="color:#33ffff;">Juan:</span></strong> Ay naku, Kamatis na may bagoong, tanga!<br /><br /><strong><span style="color:#00cccc;">Haahaahaaa</span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4253792845164948256-8881504284607438981?l=jokes-realfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Authorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383663779917060416noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253792845164948256.post-25882619853094795352009-01-19T07:07:00.000-08:002009-01-19T07:09:20.884-08:00If you have planned to do something Today!<br /><br />Better not to do it!<br /><br />Otherwise, you do nothing tomorrow!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4253792845164948256-2588261985309479535?l=jokes-realfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Authorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383663779917060416noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253792845164948256.post-88464784138609899622009-01-19T07:03:00.000-08:002009-01-19T07:06:30.572-08:00If in this world where we lived, killing the people you hated most is normal and legal.<br /><br />Do you think, at this point in time you're still ALIVE?<br /><br /><strong><span style="color:#33ffff;">Think about it!</span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4253792845164948256-8846478413860989962?l=jokes-realfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Authorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383663779917060416noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253792845164948256.post-63134573121209796542009-01-19T06:55:00.000-08:002009-01-19T07:01:27.345-08:00<strong><span style="color:#66ffff;">"Life is Simple"</span></strong><br /><br />Eat...<br /><br /> Sleep...<br /><br /> Stand by...<br /> <br /> Drink...<br /><br /> Pa Cute...<br /><br /> Pasyal-pasyal...<br /><br /> Ligaw-ligaw...<br /><br /><br />Text ng text kahit sa daan....<br /><br />Nabunggo!!! Patay!<br /><br />"<strong><span style="color:#00cccc;">Life is Simple Ngarud Eh</span></strong>"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4253792845164948256-6313457312120979654?l=jokes-realfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Authorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383663779917060416noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253792845164948256.post-10583033715271813582009-01-18T23:59:00.000-08:002009-01-19T00:00:46.769-08:00"Waiting for someone may not be a good idea after all."<br /><br />"Seducing them might be a better solution."<br /><br /><strong><span style="color:#00cccc;">From Unknown.</span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4253792845164948256-1058303371527181358?l=jokes-realfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Authorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383663779917060416noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253792845164948256.post-56918519857065802282009-01-18T23:46:00.000-08:002009-01-18T23:56:27.711-08:00<strong><span style="color:#33ffff;">Peter:</span></strong> Mga pare, gusto ko maging isang Nurse para makatulong sa kapwa.<br /><br /><strong><span style="color:#00cccc;">Baron:</span></strong> Ako naman, Doctor para makagamot ng kapwa.<br /><br /><strong><span style="color:#00cccc;">Gilda:</span></strong> Ako Superhero para makasagip ng nagigipit na kapwa.<br /><br /><strong><span style="color:#00cccc;">Nonoy:</span></strong> Ako Presidente ng bansa para maglingkod ako sa kapwa.<br /><br /><strong><span style="color:#00cccc;">Lazy Juan:</span></strong> Ako gusto ko maging Kapwa.....,<br /> Para tiba tiba!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4253792845164948256-5691851985706580228?l=jokes-realfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Authorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383663779917060416noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253792845164948256.post-46638319385827548472009-01-18T21:57:00.000-08:002009-01-18T23:45:44.388-08:00<strong><span style="color:#00cccc;">Boy:</span></strong> Free ka ba tomorrow? Kung pwede samahan mo naman ako sa Psychiatrist ko!<br /><br /><strong><span style="color:#00cccc;">Girl:</span></strong> Bakit pa?!!<br /><br /><strong><span style="color:#00cccc;">Boy:</span></strong> Sabi kasi dalhin ko raw ang kinababaliwaan ko eh!<br /><br /><span style="color:#33ccff;">wahaahaa!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4253792845164948256-4663831938582754847?l=jokes-realfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Authorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383663779917060416noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253792845164948256.post-45000486461479335422009-01-18T21:00:00.000-08:002009-01-18T21:03:20.225-08:00<strong>Man:</strong> Uhmmm, excuse me Miss! May I see the tag of your shirt!<br /><br /><strong>Lady:</strong> But why, boy?!!!<br /><br /><strong>Man:</strong> Nothing much, I just wanted to see.....<br /><br /> If you were made for Meeh!!!<br /><br /> <span style="color:#66ffff;">Haahaahaa!!!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4253792845164948256-4500048646147933542?l=jokes-realfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Authorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383663779917060416noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253792845164948256.post-91304632663017862252009-01-18T20:52:00.000-08:002009-01-18T20:59:44.110-08:00<span style="color:#00cccc;"><strong>Man:</strong> Chocolate ka ba? </span><br /><span style="color:#00cccc;"></span><br /><span style="color:#00cccc;"><strong>Woman:</strong> Ihhhhhh!!!! Banat ba yan?</span><br /><span style="color:#00cccc;"></span><br /><span style="color:#00cccc;"><strong>Man:</strong> Hindi!!!</span><br /><span style="color:#00cccc;">Negra ka kasi, hahahahaha....</span><br /><span style="color:#00cccc;">Ambisyosa ang Negrita!!!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4253792845164948256-9130463266301786225?l=jokes-realfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Authorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383663779917060416noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253792845164948256.post-86764705591469013942008-12-14T21:03:00.000-08:002008-12-14T21:11:09.067-08:00"Hidden Soldier!"<br /><br />Ang isinagot ni Manny nung tanungin kung ano ang world's number 1 anti-dandruff shampoo.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4253792845164948256-8676470559146901394?l=jokes-realfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Authorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383663779917060416noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253792845164948256.post-71415504992934924852008-12-03T20:24:00.000-08:002008-12-03T20:32:44.530-08:00Isang nurse bumisita sa tatlo niyang mental patients:<br /><br /><strong>B1:</strong> (Nagbabasa ng Almanac)<br /><br /><strong>Nurse:</strong> Wow, improving ka ha! That's good.<br /><br /><strong>B2:</strong> (Nagbabasa ng Dictionary)<br /><br /><strong>Nurse:</strong> Cool! Ipagpatuloy mo lang yan.<br /><br /><strong>B3:</strong> (Nakatayo sa mesa with arms widely open) "Ako ang ilaw".<br /><br /><strong>Nurse:</strong> Hoy! bumaba ka nga dyan baka mahulog ka. Wala ka pa rin pagbabago!<br /><br /><strong>B3:</strong> (Naupo sa upuan)<br /><br /><strong>B1 &amp; B2:</strong> Ay, brownout?<br /><br /><br />Hahahahahahaa...Baliw!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4253792845164948256-7141550499293492485?l=jokes-realfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Authorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383663779917060416noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253792845164948256.post-2859225087070873702008-11-26T23:44:00.000-08:002009-01-15T00:37:49.852-08:00Bakit ganun, sa kama nalang ba lagi ang role ko sa buhay mo? Each time na pagod ka, I am always here para painitin ang malalamig mong gabi! Hindi mo ba ako pwedeng idisplay sa mga tao even for a moment?!<br /><br />Kumot nagrereklamo. Gustong maging Kurtina!<br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"><!--<br />google_ad_client = "pub-5339569148782623";<br />/* 336x280, created 1/14/09 */<br />google_ad_slot = "5063289753";<br />google_ad_width = 336;<br />google_ad_height = 280;<br />//--><br /></script><br /><script type="text/javascript"<br />src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"><br /></script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4253792845164948256-285922508707087370?l=jokes-realfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Authorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383663779917060416noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253792845164948256.post-2327678019038149342008-11-26T23:42:00.000-08:002008-11-26T23:44:35.389-08:00<strong>Anak</strong>: Tay, nagtatanong titser ko po kung ano daw ang trabaho niyo?<br /><br /><strong>Tatay</strong>: Sabihin mo CARPENTER anak.<br /><br /><strong>Anak</strong>: Ano po yung CARPENTER Tay?<br /><br /><strong>Tatay</strong>: Tagapinta ng kotse anak.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4253792845164948256-232767801903814934?l=jokes-realfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Authorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383663779917060416noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253792845164948256.post-70148762508026417782008-11-26T23:38:00.000-08:002008-11-26T23:41:07.655-08:00<strong>GF</strong>: Ayoko na sa iyo! Leche ka! Break na tayo!<br /><br /><strong>BF</strong>: Ha? Bakit honey? Ano ba problema? Ano ba kasalanan ko?<br /><br /><strong>GF</strong>: Ay sorry honey ko. Wrong send! I Love You.<br /><br /><strong>BF</strong>: Akala ko naman kung ano na. Kinabahan naman ako... I Love you 2..<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4253792845164948256-7014876250802641778?l=jokes-realfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Authorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383663779917060416noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253792845164948256.post-35796757790442138322008-11-26T23:29:00.000-08:002008-11-26T23:33:42.563-08:00<strong>Kulas</strong>: Pedro, last piso ko na eto. Pasaload mo naman ako P2 lang may kailangan ako itext.<br /><br /><strong>Pedro</strong>: (Message Sent - P2)<br /><br /><strong>Kulas</strong>: Thanks, got it!<br /><br /><strong>Pedro</strong>: Bobo, tanga huwag ka magreply, sayang!<br /><br /><strong>Kulas</strong>: Okay.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4253792845164948256-3579675779044213832?l=jokes-realfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Authorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383663779917060416noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253792845164948256.post-21797345886791030192008-11-26T23:15:00.000-08:002009-01-15T00:41:04.355-08:00<strong>Unang Bungi</strong>: Pare koy ang ganda ng ngipin mo ah!<br /><br /><strong>Pangalawang Bungi</strong>: Bakit mo naman nasabi, pare!<br /><br /><strong>Unang Bungi</strong>: 1 seat apart! Hahaha!<br /><br /><strong>Pangalawang Bungi</strong>: Ikaw din naman ah, kasama sa exam!<br /><br /><strong>Unang Bungi</strong>: Bakit naman?<br /><br /><strong>Pangalawang Bungi</strong>: Fill in the blanks! Haahahaha!<br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"><!--<br />google_ad_client = "pub-5339569148782623";<br />/* 336x280, created 1/14/09 */<br />google_ad_slot = "5063289753";<br />google_ad_width = 336;<br />google_ad_height = 280;<br />//--><br /></script><br /><script type="text/javascript"<br />src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"><br /></script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4253792845164948256-2179734588679103019?l=jokes-realfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Authorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383663779917060416noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253792845164948256.post-34357471714218188842008-11-24T23:54:00.000-08:002008-11-25T00:01:22.108-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Anak</span>: Tatay, totoo bang may multo?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Tatay</span>: Anak, walang multo bakit mo naman naitanong?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Anak</span>: Sabi kasi ni Yaya may multo eh!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Tatay</span>: Anak, mag-empake kana wala tayong yaya!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4253792845164948256-3435747171421818884?l=jokes-realfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Authorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383663779917060416noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253792845164948256.post-16076395249110161312008-11-23T22:33:00.000-08:002008-11-24T23:52:53.626-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Boy A</span>: Huy! Magkaiba medyas mo, isang green at isang red!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Boy B</span>: Ewan ko nga kung saan eto nabili ng nanay ko eh. May isa pa nga akong pares na ganito sa bahay kulay green and red din.<br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"><!--<br />google_ad_client = "pub-5339569148782623";<br />/* Other Resources */<br />google_ad_slot = "6811934351";<br />google_ad_width = 180;<br />google_ad_height = 90;<br />//--><br /></script><br /><script type="text/javascript"<br />src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"><br /></script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4253792845164948256-1607639524911016131?l=jokes-realfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Authorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383663779917060416noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253792845164948256.post-19399969494825517732008-11-23T18:20:00.000-08:002008-11-23T18:23:58.657-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Kiko</span>: Berto, baket diyan ka naghihilamos sa inidoro? Napakababoy mo naman!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Berto</span>: Bakit ako naging baboy! Eh malinaw naman at malinis ang tubig ah!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Kiko</span>: Oo nga! Eh hindi mo ba alam na diyan ako umiinom? Tapos hihilamusan mo! Huwag naman ganyan boy!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4253792845164948256-1939996949482551773?l=jokes-realfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Authorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383663779917060416noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253792845164948256.post-8990682998501827232008-11-23T18:09:00.000-08:002008-11-23T18:19:14.789-08:00A kid staring sa tambay na Chakang. The chakang tambay got angry and shouted:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Tambay</span>: Hoy bata! ang sama mo tumingin ah!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Bata</span>: Eh ikaw bakit ang sama mo tingnan!!!?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4253792845164948256-899068299850182723?l=jokes-realfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Authorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383663779917060416noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253792845164948256.post-32227992933026742312008-11-23T18:05:00.000-08:002008-11-23T18:08:43.441-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Junior</span>: Tay, nasagutan po ako.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Tatay</span>: Talagang matapang ang anak ko. Hindi marunong umiyak!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Junior</span>: Siyempre naman po Tay! Sabi nga po ni Fergie, "Big girls don't cry...LaLaLaLaLa"!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4253792845164948256-3222799293302674231?l=jokes-realfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Authorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383663779917060416noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253792845164948256.post-50479410675313489482008-11-23T16:54:00.000-08:002008-12-14T21:44:17.038-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Andoy</span>: Nay ano po ulam natin? Gutom na gutom na po ako eh.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Nanay</span>: Tingnan mo nalang sa ref natin anak.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Andoy</span>: Eh wala naman tayo ref diba?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Nanay</span>: Oh, e di wala taung ulam, anak konting utak naman!<br /><br /><script type="text/javascript"><!--<br />google_ad_client = "pub-5339569148782623";<br />/* 180x90, created 11/10/08 */<br />google_ad_slot = "6811934351";<br />google_ad_width = 180;<br />google_ad_height = 90;<br />// --></script><br /><script src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js" type="text/javascript"></script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4253792845164948256-5047941067531348948?l=jokes-realfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Authorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383663779917060416noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253792845164948256.post-39990857323985701022008-11-23T16:47:00.000-08:002008-11-23T16:57:49.824-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Juan</span>: Boy, mababaw ba ang ilog?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Boy</span>: Opo kuya Juan.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Juan</span>: (tumalon) saklolo, saklolo!!! Hayop ka bata ka! Sabi mo mababaw, ang lalim pala!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Bata</span>: Mababaw lang naman po talaga. Tumawid nga ung bibe eh, cool na cool lang sya.<br /><br />Waahahaahahaha!!! :)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4253792845164948256-3999085732398570102?l=jokes-realfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Authorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383663779917060416noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253792845164948256.post-43564042561343170482008-11-22T07:28:00.000-08:002008-11-23T16:58:04.045-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Tanga</span>: Kumusta ang quiz mo?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Bobo</span>: Masama, wala ako nasagutan. Blank paper nga ipinasa ko eh.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Tanga</span>: Naku po ako din. Paano yan? Baka isipin nila nagkopyahan tayo.<br /><br />Waahahaahaa...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4253792845164948256-4356404256134317048?l=jokes-realfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Authorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383663779917060416noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253792845164948256.post-42273988470190896992008-11-22T07:23:00.000-08:002008-11-23T16:58:21.128-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Anak</span>: Nanay uminom po ako ng baygon.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Nanay</span>: Bakit ka uminom, mag susuicide ka ba?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Anak</span>: Nakalunok kasi ako ng ipis eh.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Nanay</span>: Tanga ka talaga, inum ka ng inom ng gamot hindi ka pa nagdidiner!<br /><br /><br />Waaahaaahahaha...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4253792845164948256-4227398847019089699?l=jokes-realfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Authorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383663779917060416noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253792845164948256.post-69014389165786511952008-11-21T06:59:00.000-08:002008-11-21T07:03:20.154-08:00Bakit binaril ng bobong guard ang girlfriend niya na si Maria?<br /><br />Kasi sinubukan niya kung totoong First Love Never Dies. Waahahahahah, totoo nga.<br /><br />Huwag kayo mag-alala, naka survive si Maria.<br /><br />Waaahahahaha!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4253792845164948256-6901438916578651195?l=jokes-realfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Authorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383663779917060416noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253792845164948256.post-7768597961072259672008-11-21T06:54:00.000-08:002008-11-21T06:59:04.282-08:00What separates man from animals is his ability to talk and express his feelings. History has taught us to fight when our right to communicate and self-expression is suppressed. If you don't like what I say, the way I say it or the manner I do it, I apologize but do not hinder me from practicing my inherent right.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4253792845164948256-776859796107225967?l=jokes-realfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Authorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383663779917060416noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253792845164948256.post-65097266222599406072008-11-21T06:47:00.000-08:002008-11-21T07:04:33.393-08:00Drunken shrimp and blue lobster meat with caviar served with milagrosa rice(red variety) and apricot sauce vegetables in balsamic vinegar splash with extra virgin olive oil lychee and peach salad with sour cream topped with lemon zests.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4253792845164948256-6509726622259940607?l=jokes-realfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Authorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383663779917060416noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253792845164948256.post-73188910663000026862008-11-21T06:43:00.000-08:002008-11-21T07:04:15.314-08:00"It is in mistakes that we learn how to grow to be better individuals. You may judge me for what you see but it is not my mistakes that determines who I am but it is what I do to make it right."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4253792845164948256-7318891066300002686?l=jokes-realfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Authorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383663779917060416noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253792845164948256.post-71774691743461678392008-11-21T00:30:00.000-08:002008-11-21T06:51:55.189-08:00Dr. Graham asks her patient. "Which do you want to know first, the good news or the bad news?" The patient answers, "I want the good news first". Then Dr Graham says, "You would only live for 2 months".<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4253792845164948256-7177469174346167839?l=jokes-realfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Authorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383663779917060416noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253792845164948256.post-30206558027777520692008-11-20T20:30:00.000-08:002008-11-23T16:59:02.795-08:00A shopper was visibly angry as he return a polo-shirt to the department store. The Clerk asked, "What's wrong with it?". "It faded" he said. "You told me the colors were fast. And when I washed it the very first time, it faded".<br /><br />"Well", the Clerk replied, "I told you it was fast, didn't I?"<br /><br />Waaahaaahaaah!!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4253792845164948256-3020655802777752069?l=jokes-realfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Authorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383663779917060416noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4253792845164948256.post-69651635024075883062008-11-20T17:21:00.000-08:002008-11-20T18:07:35.103-08:00As he lies on his deathbed, the rich, mean old man calls his long-suffering wife. "I want to take all my money and wealth with me," he tells her. "So I want you to promise that you'll put all my money in the coffin."<br /><br />After the old man dies, his widow woman attends the memorial service with her long-time best friend. Just before the undertakers close the coffin, she put a small metal box inside the coffin. Her friend looks at her in horror. "Surely, you didn't put the money in there," she says. The widow replies, "I did promise him I would." "So I got all the money and deposited to my account and wrote him a check. If he can encash it, he can spend it.<br /><br />Waaahaaahaaah!!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4253792845164948256-6965163502407588306?l=jokes-realfun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Authorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15383663779917060416noreply@blogger.com0